Well we have had a bash at one of those poems you tend to write at primary school where you come up with a relevant word for each letter of SEARCH ENGINE OPTIMISATION.

So here is our bit of creative prose related to our industry. Please note we are not that happy with the last two words so any alternatives greatly received!!!

Striving
Ethically to
Achieve
Rankings,
Clean
Html,
Easy
Navigation,
Garnering
Internet
Networks,
Engaging
Only
Potential
Traffic,
Ingenious
Meta Tags,
Identifying
Spam
And
Trashing
It,
Ongoing
Notion